Royal Cockup

[of_many_treasures]

Well shit. Grin, we have a problem. Looks like every attempt I've had in locating those items ended up in a massive mess. I can't get near them and when I managed to get close it was relocated.

Sorry about that. Looks like this is the first time that my skills actually failed me.

Comments

[darklycharming]

... Grin?

How do you know they relocated?

[of_many_treasures]

Yeah, I mean I went in directly, got chased out and went back and now they're not there anymore.

[powerofpink]

What's going on?

[of_many_treasures]

Grin here asked me to look for a couple of things. I thought I had it narrowed down but things conspired against me to keep me from obtaining what I promised.

[powerofpink]

What kind of things?

[There's a veiled "You just got shot not long ago, remember?"]

[of_many_treasures]

Magical defenses, increased security, and things I'm not prepared to deal with.

[powerofpink]

You're not getting yourself hurt again, are you?

[of_many_treasures]

Nope, I made certain to keep safe this time.

[powerofpink]

Okay. Be careful, though.

[of_many_treasures]

I'll be careful, don't worry. I wouldn't want to get shot at again like last time.

[powerofpink]

A lot of people wouldn't want that to happen to you again.

[of_many_treasures]

I've noticed that. It seems like I've got more people worried for my safety on this place than I ever did before.

[powerofpink]

That's a good thing.

[of_many_treasures]

And I guess I shouldn't make people worry, taking on jobs I might get hurt on.

[hunterofpeace]

Not so fun to lose, is it?

[of_many_treasures]

Not really, no. But even I can accept defeat.

Maybe I'll go to your world and steal all the donuts.

[hunterofpeace]

WHAT KIND OF EVIL PERSON THREATENS THAT?!

[of_many_treasures]

The one who knows all of your weaknesses. [Bluffing but still.]

[hunterofpeace]

How did you find out?! Did you talk to the priest?!

[of_many_treasures]

Oh I'm not telling. That would take the fun out of it.

[hunterofpeace]

I think it was. Nobody else knows! If you do anything to them, I'll make him pay!

[of_many_treasures]

Oh really? [Holds up a donut box. It's empty but that's what happens when you're short on trolling items.]

[hunterofpeace]

[As if he could reach through the computer, his hand goes toward the screen.]

[of_many_treasures]

A full donut box, fresh from your world...

[Time to amp the trolling up. Tossing it into the air, he blasted it to bits.]

[hunterofpeace]

WHAT KIND OF EVIL VILLAIN ARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STARVING CHILDREN THAT COULD HAVE FED?! [Do you know how many Vash's that could have fed?!]