Royal Cockup

[of_many_treasures]

Well shit. Grin, we have a problem. Looks like every attempt I've had in locating those items ended up in a massive mess. I can't get near them and when I managed to get close it was relocated.

Sorry about that. Looks like this is the first time that my skills actually failed me.

Comments

[hunterofpeace]

WHAT KIND OF EVIL VILLAIN ARE YOU?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STARVING CHILDREN THAT COULD HAVE FED?! [Do you know how many Vash's that could have fed?!]

[of_many_treasures]

The evilist of all villains. I am Kamen Rider after all. [Man, you're not very bright are you Vash? There's no splatter from the donuts in all that confetti.]

/threadjack

[fightbymoonlight]

[Don't mind Yuri, she's just... watching this, trying (and failing!) not to laugh.]

Re: /threadjack

[of_many_treasures]

[It IS a magnificent piece of trolling isn't it?]

Re: /threadjack

[fightbymoonlight]

[That it is. Even Yuri can't deny that.] You are horrible, you know that?

Re: /threadjack

[of_many_treasures]

I haven't been this terrible in a while. I figured go all out.

Re: /threadjack

[fightbymoonlight]

Yes, I can see that. [She probably shouldn't encourage this. But on the other hand, this is pretty harmless and it is just Vash, so...] You are certainly doing an excellent job. Don't let me stop you. [Sorry Vash.]

Re: /threadjack

[of_many_treasures]

[It wasn't Kaitou's fault that Vash was too gullible to realize he blew apart a empty box. And if he was getting an endorsement from Yuri, well...] Great. Just keep watching and I'll give you a fun show.

[hunterofpeace]

YURI?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!

[fightbymoonlight]

Normally I would be, but I'm afraid that my loyalty as Kaitou's girlfriend tops my loyalty as your normal friend. [That is a filthy lie, she has no problem siding against him, but this is funnier.] Very sorry.

[hunterofpeace]

[He's staring with watery eyes.] That's worse than the donuts....

[hunterofpeace]

[His face goes to being unimpressed.]

What kind of villain name is that?

[of_many_treasures]

The worst villains of history have been Kamen Riders. Serial Killers, Mass Murderers, Monsters. [Okay, he's playing up the odd terrible person in the bunch and probably some people would hurt him for his description but he was trolling.]

[hunterofpeace]

You should try for a different name then. The Kamen Riders of Evil. Or, Kamen Rider the Untouchable.

[of_many_treasures]

[Oh look, another donut box. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Now it's a pile of scrap.]

[hunterofpeace]

Do you know how many donuts you could be having right now?!

[of_many_treasures]

Yep. I know. Quite a few really.

[hunterofpeace]

Do you know how many starving outlaws you could feed?

[of_many_treasures]

You don't look starving to me.

[hunterofpeace]

First you destroyed the donuts and now you're calling me fat?!

[of_many_treasures]

If you didn't eat so many donuts you'd probably not be fat.

[hunterofpeace]

I have to walk too far to get the donuts to be fat.

[of_many_treasures]

Which means you're always starving. [Blows up a third box.]